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Baking Today! With Mr. Allan Keyes
May 6, 2013 Keying off something Mr. B noted about our field trip to Chiller Theater ’13 – the observation that has-been Gooch puncher Todd Bridges eats TastyKakes Coconut Juniors. The fact of the...
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Picture Postcard: Katz’s Deli NYC
May 7, 2013 These pictures were taken right around Christmas 2012, hence the folks in the Santa suits. This is, hands down, my favorite NY deli. It is as far from formal as you can get. You can serve...
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Allan Keyes Presents: Idiocy Both Accidental and Purposeful.
May 13, 2013 As the pre-eminent internets recapper in my apartment, I’d be remiss if I didn’t make a post on the latest THING. The FAIL newsreader, AJ Clemente:...
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My Trip to Delaware, Part Four: Hotel, Day 2, and Home
May 17, 2013 The Imponderable will return next week, but if you are looking for an Imponderable, then ask yourself what the heck I was supposed to get out of this trip. —— We were stuck in a far off...
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Allan Keyes Has A Bit Of An Issue With Hipsters. And Their Babies.
May 27, 2013 I F**KING HATE HATE HATE HIPSTERS Today’s rage is courtesy of the indispensable WWTDD *(what would Tyler Durden Do).com. It’s a hilarious website, and well recommended. Now that I’ve...
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Allan Keyes: High-Class Dining, Low-Class Diner
June 3, 2013 AKA: My Dinner at Le Snotterie’ or “My Dinner with Alan Keyes” My Dinner at Le Snotterie’ or “My Dinner with Alan Keyes” Even though I personally prefer places where I can get my eats out...
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An Allan Keyes Quick Hit: PORKINS!
June 13, 2013 Allan Keyes burst into the offices of The Editor’s and Staff of Mr. Blog’s Tepid Ride demanding we run this special middle of the week quick hit. Having nothing else scheduled for today...
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You May Not Believe This
June 18, 2013 I brought my car in to the dealer this weekend for some routine maintenance. I expected a $40 oil change; what I got cost me almost $200. I read the receipt but I am still not sure what...
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Radio Transcript of the Uncle Bosco Show, June 19th, 1946
June 19, 2013 CARNIVAL MUSIC SWELLS ANNOUNCER: Hey kids, are you ready? Then stand up and clap for THE UNLCE BOSCO SHOW! KIDS CLAPPING AND CHEERING ANNOUNCER: Yes, that’s right, it’s time for Uncle...
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Hello Happy To Read Consumer! Freshly Written Part Second!
June 26, 201 This blog is for Mac, who sent in the first two pictures. He is a huge fan of bad translations, as am I. Check out my first bad translation blog here. You should also check out Mac, an...
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The Mad Toilet Bomber
July 10, 2013 I’m warning you, this post is gross and if you do not want to read about the disgusting things a disgusting person has been doing in the bathrooms in my office I suggest you go elsewhere....
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What was it?
July 16, 2013 I ate in this great Chinese Mexican place this weekend. The décor was very authentic odd, and strangely, the restaurant was Kosher Halal didn’t serve pork. So what’s going on here? I’m...
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Mr. Blog’s Tepid Zombie (Classic Undead Repost)
August 1, 2013 To round this little trio of Tepid Zombie reposts, I bring you back to 2011 and the very first Tepid Zombie blog. A brand-new Imponderable and Saturday Comics are coming your way this...
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Imponderable #103: Arkansas
August 2, 2013 I want to apologize beforehand. This is another testicle story. Between this and the guy with the 140 pound testicles I really don’t want this site to become Testicle Central. I really...
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My Hipster Doofus Lunch
August 28, 2013 Where would you rather eat: a place with an extensive menu and generous portions of good food, or a pretentious place where on Sunday they only have a brunch menu which has as its...
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The Hillbilly Saves the Economy (Hillbilly Repost)
August 30, 2013 The Imponderable is on a short vacation. In it’s place, one of my favorite blogs which has not been rerun. And it is nearly exactly two years old. August 18, 2011 Ladies and...
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Is there anything more manly than cheese?
September 3, 2013 Is there anything more manly than cheese? Frankly there is. Fighting a lion Farting in public Testicles But not one of them goes great on a burger. Cheese is awesome! Put it on a...
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Imponderable #107: Nebraska
September 6, 2013 Remember the game Mousetrap? You had to build a bizarre contraption in which a mouse eats some cheese, a fulcrum tilts, a flag swings up, a rope pulls something or other, pulleys and...
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Imponderable #108: Australia
September 13, 2013 In real life, Castaway doesn’t always have a happy ending. But in this case it does. I’m not going to denigrate the danger of the crocodile. A 220-foot croc vs. and 8-foot boat? Croc...
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Cereal Killers: Frankenberry Vs. Cap’n Crunch
October 24, 2013 We had a team-building day at The Company I Am employed by. This was odd because: A- Our team has not changed. B- There are only 4 members of my team. and C- No one else had a...
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